So I'm headed to walmart today to have the boys run in for me to get a few essential items to get us through the weekend. I have no shoes on so I can't go in. I realize when we arrive that I need tampons. Crap. The boys will never in a million years agree to my request. Never. And there's no way in you know what, that I'm going to the crappy walmart twice in one day. Not gonna happen. So I do what any reasonable mother would do... I bribe them with Mountain Dew...something they rarely get to drink. To my shock, they reluctantly agreed. They got the right kind of tampons (miracle) they got the drink they wanted, and I don't have to live at Walmart today. Life is good.