My life as a hottie...

And not the kind of hottie you might be thinking...I mean the kind where you live in a hundred year old home that has no AC and its 106 outside...it's 86 inside and you want to kill everything in your path because your bra is sweaty, you are sweaty and you have six kids. Which by the way adds insult to injury in a hot hot house. Today, I'm going boating and if you never hear from me again I decided to live the rest of my life as a mermaid because it has to beat living as a human in a hot house.