You WILL die...

Isn't this the biggest lemon EVER? We found this on our San Fran trip. I used to love fruit, you know. But not anymore. I've become an obsessive compulsive lunatic and and am frightened by my own actions against the enemy. FRUIT FLIES. They have emerged earlier than normal due to this warmer spring weather, and let me tell ya, I hate these things. I call them sluts. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry, but it's true. If you saw me chasing them through the house with a windex bottle trying to drowned them you might disown me as a friend...or report me to a mental hospital...But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.